I knew it:
 There was a Zambian girl who got married to a Chinese man, after two months
in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; the
Aunt at the funeral came crying. `I KNEW IT, `I KNEW IT, `I KNEW IT, `I KNEW
IT,So close relatives got curious, took the Aunt on the side and in a quest
to establish what she knew.

Then she said loudly, `I KNEW IT, THAT CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST!!!!!!

 Mchaga:

Mchagga alinunua mbuzi! Akamwambia mpishi; Nyama nusu ipikie pilau na
nyingine itie kwenye friza! Kichwa fanya supu na miguu fanya mchuzi
chukuchuku! Ngozi usitupe tutamuuzia msomali, utumbo pikia ndizi na
mifupa tutawauzia wenye mbwa! Kinyesi kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani.

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