If the rumors are true, then Joran Van Der Sloot's leg irons might be clinking in time to the wedding march. The convicted killer is reportedly marrying Leydi Figueroa Uceda, his longtime girlfriend (and, some say, the mother of his child) while serving his 28-year sentence in a Peruvian prison. Van Der Sloot, who was suspected but never charged in the disappearance of Natalee Holloway, could be married within the next two weeks. "He wants to marry, change his life, start a new life," Van Der Sloot's attorney Maximo Altez said. We haven't seen their wedding registry, but we like to think they're asking for files, drill bits and a giant poster like Andy Dufresne had.